1: Do asshole thing and show it for all to see.

Mazda 3 hatchback (also available in sedan but go for the hatch please)

“It’s a little more complicated than “Dur, orange man bad!””

(*Loudly clears throat*) Oh? There’s a semiconductor shortage? I was told by the 45th President of the United States, the “dealmaker” himself Donald Trump that “Trade wars are good, and easy to win.” Are you saying that Honest Donald lied to us? Perhaps China is hoarding semiconductors for themselves because of the…

You would think that if the internet were actually good for anything, anything at all, it would be this.

Mercedes: The $30k-$35k target was to buy the vehicle, not the annual maintenance bill.

Thusly is the problem with our system as it is today.  We can’t do a damn thing simply because it’s the right thing to do.  It doesn’t matter how obviously beneficial, needed, or common sense the issue is.  If someone who splats the letter “D” by their name mentions it, everyone who splats the letter “R” by their name…

The attitude in this article is astounding.

Mine was in 2006, at a Ford dealership in either Burbank or North Hollywood (I forget which). I was tired of dealing with my manual Mazda Protege in LA traffic, and wanted to trade it in on an automatic Focus. They had the car I wanted (ZX3 SE, in black) so we sat down to figure out the deal. I handed the Mazda keys…

Element? I vote honda element. 

As much as Jalops try to deny it, SUVs are the new muscle car.

That sounds about right, minus a few slight variations pretty much dead on, and I know for some people the effects were far more pronounced and direct.

Neutral:

Next you’re going to tell me the Republican party is nothing but a but a party full of grifters and con-men/women trying to extract and offshore as much of the wealth from this country that they can. Then you’ll try to convince me the Republican base is a bunch of fools falling over themselves to try to out racist the…

Neutral: Being a trans, a lesbian, and a witch made living in Trump’s America an anxiety nightmare. 

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If Bozi is going to be writing more articles around here I’ll be fucking pumped!

The church of Teslasheep: Hail Elon.

Pre-emptive

Munro having stock in a car company whose image he shapes (whether he realizes it or not) is something I felt we should discuss, especially since Jalopnik plans to continue to cover Munro’s findings.