What this article fails to mention is that it took a worldwide twitter trend to make the US press to report on this, that is fucked up.

According to a trusted source, my colleague Julianne who watches the show, Kim and Kris are constantly in competition.

Benefits of having a pre-teen- rather than waking us up at 6:30 to unwrap presents, he woke up at 8:30 like a civilized human being. He also surprised me by getting in bed for a snuggle instead of heading straight for the Christmas tree. This is a good phase. I'll take it.

I've literally been asked when I'm settling down and getting kids countless times. This has been me all freaking day. I LOVE MY FAMILY!!!

While anonymous sources claim that she got aggressive during the conversation, USA Today points out that when they asked her about the hacks she told them that she didn't want to talk about it.

C'mon Matthew sell the shit we actually want like Beyonce's ransom note to Latavia and LeToya's careers.

Oh God, the Non-Question Asking Friends are the worst. And I've never met one who was simply caught up in the wildly fascinating and busy life they had going on. They are, to a person, tedious and uninteresting.

I..somehow missed most of this.

They're talking about the berothal. Blue Ivy and the Future King George

I need No-Red guy to go on a date with Allergic-to-Crunchy woman.

An allusion to Jay-Z's classic album, The Blueprint. I can already tell this shit is going to go hard. I'm going to have to ask all Iggy Azalea fans to sit down and take notes when this here album drops.

She has the hardest working uterus in show business.

I found out last night on WWHL that Monica and Alan Cummings are besties.

I shudder when I remember being an unenlightened high school senior and blaming the entire debacle on her. She was vilified by the media and I'm embarrassed that I didn't know enough not to buy the age-old story of "temptress" and "male weakness". Good for her, indeed, that she can finally take back her narrative.

I just want to say that I was a super poor kid growing up in a rural farming community with glasses and chubbiness and a distinct lack of popularity and there is a home video out there of me around the same age acting exactly as stupid and annoying. It's not a sign of a completely horrific and vapid personality, it's…

Jan deserved a big movie career, certainly as big as Rob Schneider's fucking [career].

I'm a little annoyed that 13-year-old Kim looks about 17. If someone uncovers a video tape of me at 13 (which they won't because it was the 80s and only rich people had video cameras back then) I would for sure be saying stupid shit like "Dopest on the ropest" but I'd be covered in acne with bright red Sally Jesse…

eh, it was fine. it was a little girl being a little girl tbh.

I love how completely he seduces her in under a minute. Like, "Mike, buddy, I could fuck your girlfriend if I wanted to. I could fuck all the girlfriends."