drnightcheese
drnightcheese
drnightcheese

My friend swears by orgasms. Multiple.

You've clearly never checked my basement.

Thank you! It's not the pregnancy photos, it's the crazy poses. I had my mom snap a few nice pregnancy photos of my husband and I, at a park, when I was about 8 months along. Just happy couple photos, no strange poses or ribbons on my belly or whatever.

Sad buzzkill: while these pictures are adorbs and I applaud this guy on every possible level, the fact that this all looks silly to us really underscores how infantilizing pictures of women typically are, including in pregnancy photoshoots. What looks "sexy" and "cute" on a woman looks ridiculous on a man, because our

Right?! I've been listening to her stuff all day and she gives guys more shit than people give her credit for. Yes, she beats down all female challengers but she doesn't even acknowledge men as challengers. They're either sex objects/romantic partners, her servants/subs(?) and fans, or inferior haters/lookin' ass

Okay? Lookin... gave me LIFE!

I'm also loving how her response to people calling her a THOT on instagram was to troll by

Nicki is the best rapper out there PERIOD. Not best female rapper, best rapper period. And that's not nothing period. I feel like a full stop after saying period is pretty superfluous because isn't that the point of saying period, you're emphasising the full stop, and the period is the full stop? You're the expert

I kind of wish Kiefer would have gone the "I'm not even sure who that is..." route. That is my favorite celebrity bitch move.

"There really isn't much to know about me. I mean, look at me."

This line killed me.

If I didn't know how shitty the books were, not list "Secretary" as one of my favorite movies ever or wasn't actually into BDSM this trailer just might make me want to see this. Good job editing team.

Yes, and so does the obsession with fashion. The head writer actually said they wanted something that would be "timeless" in later seasons, but that is just so laughable. The ladies' friendships might be timeless, but that show is stuck in an early Bush administration time. They even name-check Bear Sterns. That

Three whole months without masturbating?!?!? Jeez, I'll be lucky if I make it through writing this com

That guy. I sincerely hope his wife sees this and recognizes him.

One day I was sitting on the bus behind a girl with headphones on with a guy started calling her "Blondie," and just generally telling her how he'd like to get to know her. He wasn't particularly crude about it, but it was clear his attention was unwelcome. But he kept trying, and she kept replying in monosyllables

I have a friend from Nashville staying with me in Chicago. Yesterday while walking to a bus, some guy started hollering at her, even crossing the street to get closer. He finally asked, "where's your man??"

I vote for everyone but Jeff Daniels

I'm from Canada. The government pays maternity leave, not the business. It's done through EI (something I am paying into anyway). Next! Oh, and guess what, they have paternity leave too - because babies aren't made by women alone. AND IT BENEFITS EVERYONE. Kind of like our healthcare.

Oh fine! Now they get picky about who to give home loans to...

Also not really the appropriate time to be excited you got a twitter mention.