Stripes is two different movies. The first is an awesome comedy. The second is a…passable…farce?

Well, then, that's even worse.

This is a good question. I've often asked myself, well, what exactly is this god person waiting on, anyway?

That's it, AvCLUB. I'm leaving you for another website. You can join Something Awful, Cracked and Zombo.com in the bin of websites that just fucked up once too often!!!

And all of them are better than National Lampoons Class Reunion!

Sure! But if you're looking to get actual history on the history channel…well, I hate to disappoint you, but…

This is actually interesting to me. I spent some time with a man who was interred by the Japanese in China during the war and he assured me that the inmates were aware of her presence in a forbidden area of the camp.

Jack Lord was always dead.

You jest, but it could probably be done!

Out in the middle of the woods in South Alabama there is a little Brewery and Meadery (Mead!) named Folklore. Seriously, it's like behind someone's house. Anyway, their Shadowcaster Porter is awesome!

I don't know why. I'm not talking about Jade's gender identity. I was talking about 16 year olds being a bit…well…adolescent…regardless of gender. Teenaged goofery knows no bounds.

Hopefully she's just doing that thing sixteen year olds sometimes do where they make bad choices without realizing how much it hurts their parents and she'll run out of money or willpower soon and turn up to be grounded for twenty years. That's my hope.

Well, we led the entire world into an endless war after 9/11, almost destroyed the entire world economy…yeah I'd say the world is better off without us.

Sure. Dark Tower lore freaks call them "thinnies", weak places between the dimensions. So it's not like the Mist is actually pouring out of a hole. It's more like the frame is spreading and revealing the world that's on top of our world. That sort of makes sense. There are things in the mist way too big to have come…

Well, here's what you need to know. Everyone in New York has PTSD

Okay, Fwee! You go over there and Fuck 'em. We'll stay here and Masturbate. Go, go, go!

Well, you have a point there. If the Mist is the Todash Darkness from Dark Tower, then it is sort of an in-between place like the bleed in the Wildstorm comics. And, in the Todash Darkness, people sometimes have the ability to see the wandering dead…

Ten bucks says this mist is a gateway to all dimensions or something retarded of that nature.

I'm telling you this show already has every hallmark of a horrible King adaptation undertaken by individuals who have no idea how horror works.

Well, why w8? Don't hesit8! Initi8!