I got no beef with the usual justifications for owning a firearm: hunting, self-defense, euthanizing wounded horses, impulsive suicide…

Maximus is literally insane. In fact, he's not just insane. Insanity is sort of his super-power. It's not even insanity, really, it's just the natural expression of his mutation. He's so smart and so inventive that he comes off as insane and sometimes psychopathic and always antisocial.

Ah, geex, why is Maximus shuch a whining twat? Everything about this screams "cheap" and "average".

Each decade of American cultural life can be defined by its religious perversion:

Yeah, I was just a kid, so the only thing I really remember about reagan is how much people made fun of him for being forgetful (especially towards the end) and easily fatigued. It was pretty much his thing. Nixon was a crook. Ford was goofy and clumsy. Jimmy Carter was anal retentive. Reagan was old and sleepy. Bush…

Houses are dumb. I'm not a rich person, but I worked hard on occasion and gradually came out of my poverty culture and bring in in the high 80s, which is great for me. So you'd think a guy in that range, living nowhere of any real interest, could afford a home with a moat and a depraved houseboy. No!!!

Mary, actually. Or, as the Bible describes her, Martha's slutty, bipolar sister.

Spider-Ham!!!

"Ape…Together…Strong…I mean, who talks like that, right?"

Ummm, Storm of the Century called. It wants your Optimism back.

Man, if I live to be a hundred years old and one day slip on a discarded cucumber and slide beneath a bus only to survive and then be run over by a bicycle messenger carrying spent nuclear rods resulting in a stray electron initiating a cancerous growth on my anal canal leading to surgery leading to a hospital…

That was totally her whole gig. She was Disco…and the BALL!!!!!

NIghtflyers is actually a sweet little thing. It could be nice on Scyfy in an "expanse" sort of way!

Here's a thought: Random Fictional Universe Studios. Ya just mash a bunch of properties together to create a blockbuster tentpole shared universe! World War Z with cameos from Characters from Ready Player One! Ready Player One with subplots setting up the Three Body Problem featuring the Dragonriders of Pern and…

Maybe it's the opposite? I mean, the first movie takes place over, what, a week? No reason why they couldn't just pick up with the Battle of Yonkers, right? Right? *nervous laugh*

What I really want from Fincher is a sequel to Seven (that's how it's spelled, dammit) that focuses on the Seven Cardinal Virtues and is really upbeat.

I never read the Dark Tower. Something about the way it's been described to me has always made it seem like a multi-novel version of The Talisman.

"You sure make love like a hero." Actual Actress Speaking Actual Dialogue.

Running Man is sort of cool as an example of peak Schwartzenegger. It's basically a full length exposition of all the talent and care that went into his work as Mr. Freeze.

I've got a bad feeling about this. King works when he's got a straight through-line and a simple premise. Tossing in a bunch of unneccessary melodrama at the onset makes this feel like another Under the Dome for me.