Running Man has not held up very well. It's actually pretty awful.

King can stick an ending for a simple story with a few primary characters: Carrie, Misery, Shining, etc…

Why does every complaint about liberals sound so horny?

Le'ts say you're competing with a similarly feral child. Said child has a razor edged chrome boomerang. You have two shuriken. You both miss on the first two tries. Who gets a third?

It's a boomerang. It comes back! Shuriken don't come back.

Accents are useful in determining if an individual met out of context is affiliated with one's tribal area of origin or, if not, can and, some would say, even should be eaten.

All-Razor Chrome boomerang came with a special glove, brocephus. So, it makes sense.

I've been watching him not shoot fireballs all my life!

I taught my sons that words are just words and that words which make biological forms and functions (fuck, shit, ass, etc…) to be especially profane are just lingering after effects of the victorian hatred for the human body (as is the AV clubs decision to moderate any comment which features them in some bizarre…

So…you have imaginary kids?

Didn't Stephen King have a short story about a guy who grows an extra and murdery arm? It may have been Clive Barker. It does grope a woman in an elevator and that seems like a very Clive Barkerish thing to do.

True Story: Once, in Calcutta, I walked into a movie theater to escape the heat of the monsoon. It was air conditioned. I'd never been so relieved. The film, dubbed into Hindi, was none other than Anaconda.

I always figured Idle Hands was sort of a remake of the old Michael Caine movie "The Hand" which was awesome! Also, and I just learned this, it's an Oliver Stone movie! Crazy.

I was thinking more of a drag coefficient…lol, nah I wasn't too worried about the science, I admit.

I'm not sure if those were his exact words. I sort of zoned out.

That kid would not even get out of his trundle bed in Ivankas breakfast nook for less than $40z

Yeah, for those of us who were hate fucking in the 80s, this century's been relatively intimate.

At least now we can see why she practically slid out of her chair when Trudeau walked into the room.

Oh, sure, let's just migrate our government data to the cloud! Also, let's create a program that can network all of that data under one governing application! Then let's teach that application how to teach itself! We can call it SkyNet!

Sweet. I can always watch Dark City again.