Oh, great. Trump-lantis.

Agreed. We've had tall, ripped, quiet wolverine. We need young Joe Pesci roid rage Wolverine!!!

And I'd toss Eminem out there before TuPac.

I was alive and never heard a single TuPac song before "changes".

I liked him with John Ritter in Real Men.

Is Tupac sort of th Bob Dylan of Rap. I mean, from what I've heard, he seems to be a lot more adept at getting crossover credit than most rappers. Would he have been an "elder statesman"?

Portmans got amazing talent, for sure, but I'd put her squarely in the category of "people who just couldn't bring Lucas scripts to life." Alternatively, Ewan managed it, IMHO.

Man, Jar Jar gets a pass, but poor Jake Lloyd is apparently STILL wrecked from all the hate. Poor kid.

That would actually make Othello a much more interesting and groundbreaking work.

Man, you guys are missing the point here. We got TWO trump folks to go see Shakespeare!

He had some decent moments. Mask, the John Hughes film…what's it called…Some Kind of Wonderful, maybe? Is that John Hughes?

I'd never heard this album until I saw it mentioned here. Thanks, Scortius!

I also liked the little moment when our new Terminator informed John Connors that, in the future, he was dead and that the Terminator had, indeed, been the one to kill him before being reprogrammed by Claire and sent back. The whole "We were supposed to make out in the basement at a party several years ago but were…

Hot take: Terminator: Rise of the Machines was…not so bad? I actually liked Nick Stahl as John Connors and thought he and Claire Danes were okay and even good together. The finale is a nice little gut punch. All in all, a decent little action flick.

*shrug* Good luck storming the castle.

That's an ethic, for sure, but it seems to me that a good deal of human interraction is more about emotional resonance than information management. This American experiment that you reference, for example, calls for occasional diplomacy and restraint. Why, as Alien Jesus has taught us in this very forum, we must…

Well, all wit aside, I acknowledge that you've put a lot more passion and energy into your thoughts regarding this movie and book than I ever have or will. I respect that. Go with God.

Okay. I'm gonna take a few minutes to just consider that my momentary interest in a Starship Troopers article has resulted in the accusation that I, in my ignorance, am not only responsible for your present state of irritation but am also representative of the current and fallen condition of liberal democracy in the…

Well, I mean, in my defense, how was I to know that subject would throw you into a fit of condescending rage? I'm only here due to a long lasting memory of denise richards' boobs, which (ironically) have often been mishandled, as well.

Don't look at me, I've never even read the damned thing. I'm just saying, in my guess-timation, probably a good bit of what we consider to be brilliant self-expression is just work for hire.