Oh, okay then. Play Ball!

Ok, so let's see…Net Neutrality on the ropes…check…Sinclair owns 70% of local news coverage…check…FBI compromised…check…all three branches of government…check…

Meh, make yourself at home. Half my family's fucknuts.

That girl is 13? Must be the hormones in the beef or something. She seems a bit…developed…swollen….whatever.

Pffft. If Jesus was born today, you'd never know it. He'd be kicking around in the ass end of the empire until a drone absentmindedly shot him from space.

Fucking boomers. No young actors out there who might have some talent, eh? Maybe we should travel back in time and deage Brando for godfather 2, huh. Just die, already.

Yeah, I once spent the night with a girl I thought sort of resembled Kate Blanchett. In the morning, it was alot like the header image.

Use your other parts!

I checked it out! You're right.

Is sigur ros any good these days? Haven't really tried last couple of albums.

Is that a hernia on Roger's abdomen?

OHHHHH, so in this adaptation they'll only be "relatively" unstoppable?!?!
well, then, that changes everything! I mean, Why WOULDN'T we spend 200 million on that?!?!

"Also, Grmmblat, and this really needs to be discussed, why in the frggling frajnibag DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS NAKED!!!"

This. Why remake War of the Worlds? We get it. Unstoppable aliens appear, eventually die from flu or hackers or whatever. Irony!

Kind of makes you wish that the outbreak on LV226 hadn't disrupted the Engineer military strike following the death of Alien Jesus, doesn't it?

Well, you know, in the "gimmickry" sense, maybe?

Okay. So, like Poochie, then.

What's a red She hulk?

Oh, never saw the directors cut. So, you know, I trust your judgment.

Seeing as his instant classic days are decades gone, I'd say you've got about as much chance of getting one out of a Ridley Scott as you would a John Carpenter.