drnecessiter
Dr. Necessiter
drnecessiter

I don't understand Iron Fist's "Iron Fist" thingie. I mean, the human punch is literally the worst weapon in the world. The whole of human history has pretty much focused entirely on improving on the human punch, from clubs to guns to hydrogen bombs. And he's got, like, a really, really slow version of it? I mean, I

You're not alone. That's the lineup I think of as the Defenders, too. All living in a brownstone with the Beast. Good times.

Wrong: The only Defenders Team is Nighthawk, Son of Satan, Gargoyle, Hellcat, Vakyrie and Moondragon.

As an aside, I've always wanted a series of "Edmund Fitgerald" disaster songs based on incidents mentioned in the NIH report on the Management of Foreign Rectal Bodies.

Fun Fact: There was a time in this fair land when the railroad did not run.

I actually read your post over and over again for sixty minutes rather than listen to any of those songs.

I've got "divisive" down!!!

Oh they're so far advanced YOU wouldn't last three seconds but I have a 9mm - Ridley Scott, Old Person.

Generally, I can't stand the bible, but the Book of Ruth is actually very good. Even Ben Franklin thought so. It's a great little story about a hard up woman that climbs into bed with and molests a rich man who then feels pressured to marry her.

I stand by my belief that Norton is a horrible actor, but I really bought him in Rounders.

Every issue's release was an event partly because it was so consistently delayed. Wasn't there like a year or something between the penultimate and final issue of the first major arc?

You know, I started out watching…what was it…Endurance or something on Amazon Prime the other day. At first, I thought, oh this is sort of like Helix meets the BBC, should be great! And it's got the guy from Dr. Who, and the guy from Game of Thrones, and the lady from the Killing, and the guy from Penny Dreadful, and

You know, for me, that's the best and most subversive scene in the movie. If there were a brain eating zombie chained to the couch, my ten year old son would still sit down and power up Breath of the Wild.

I'd actually watch The Sedentary Dead. It would be a more modern commentary on American consumerism. Dead folks sitting in their living rooms, playing Breath of the Wild and commenting on Huffpost articles and changes to disqus.

This thing needs a reboot.

It's designed for serialization. Most of the stories are effects light. The blind guy in the Forrest, the pilot in the swamp, the doctor in the cold open…those episodes are basically folks in one setting with a zombie or two…and you save all your big money for the battle of Yonkers and the push east. It's basically a

Medical Degree? I hold a Doctorate in the Pursuit and Study of Large Women awarded by Hamburger University!

Adjunct Raaaaiiiin…

Man, I was on Facebook for like a decade. My whole mission during that time was to be Facebook friends with Sherine Abeyratne, lead vocalist for Big Pig. Totally failed. I feel your pain.

Getting to five boobs is a lifelong subject of study for me. Five Amazonian archers, for example, each with one breast removed by fire would be good. Alternatively, two woman each with an extra .5 or "half boob" also works. Personally, the ideal scenario includes one woman with a single boob, and another with four