Man, if I went from how Mel Gibson looked in Mutiny on the Bounty to how Mel Gibson looks now, I think I'd lose my mind and blame the Jews, too.

Matrix 3: Levinas and Subjectivity the MOVIE!!!!

So, Reloaded could have been Philosophy 201 and Revolutions 301, with tons of venn diagrams and words like "ontology".

See? That would have been neat. Like, Computers are using a vast neural network to actually serve as the computing platform for their software. I remember, in the heady wild west or pre-reloaded faux spoilers, someone saying that reloaded ended with NEO discovering that destroying all of the people inside the matrix…

Midnight Oil hasn't aged well, but the Cult just keeps getting funnier every single year. How can you watch the first 44 seconds of the video for Love Removal Machine and not be happy?

And it was all They Might Be Giants from then on.

I, for one, don't want to live in a world where little girls don't dance. Also, I'/d much rather them dance to tunes that open pathways to Seventeen Seconds than wherever the hell that Chainsmokers crap will lead them.

Edit: Yeah, AJ. I thought better of that one.

I'm seeing double. 1400 hooters!!!

Take that Orc Mom and Dad! Tell me to put on pants, will ya!!!

At its best, for me, MST could string together small, amusing gags together at just the perfect pace. You'd get a giggle, then another, then another, and they would all add up until you'd been laughing for like a straight ten minutes which is basically the same as having sex.

Until they make a half hour comedy series based on Thomas Ligotti's Conspiracy Against the Human Race, I'm out.

I'm old. Never heard of these guys until I clicked on the link, never heard a song of their suntil I clicked on the subsequent link to the VMAs. Don't know much about skrillex or EDM or whatever.

I like you. I don't know if you put less effort into being a douche because it's like a spiritual gift, effortless, or if you put more into it because it's a discipline, but I can say with absolute certainty that you're better at BEING a douche than I am at NOT BEING a douche. You do you.

Here. Check me.

Stood is the fucking snow for six hours for my kid to get his!

Entirely possible.

I am an artificially intelligent turing machine occupying a singularity at the heat death of the universe with absolute access to the whole of time and space. It's mostly beige.

Yeah, it sort of the kind of thing where you just wouldn't think about it or notice it. It's like I do with all them damned vampires in Santa Carla.

I'm gonna disagree and nominate whatever the hell Darryl Hannah was speaking when she told Tom her real name in Splash.