Elder scrolls, the ultimate artifacts, of which attempting to read them would result in blindness and insanity.
What is this forbidden secret that is written on its mystical canvas?

Would be so much funnier if it was Star Wars merch.

Cry more, James.

Why yes it is. You run around a jungle with giant man sized swords fighting helicopters. If you are lucky the super rare “Air Wolf” might even show up

Did you switch to Monster Hunter: World and never look back?

This is much more she who bears one of the elven rings of power than Zelda and i dig it.

Depends on how much I get sued for I guess lol. But yeah, I was just trying to break even on the base game for a couple of fans and friends who told me they’d chip in to get a professional copy printed. Now this went and happened xD

I’ll star my appreciation for the all-too-rare Get Smart reference.

Damn it all...

YUP. I’m vaguely familiar with the place. Even though it’s in Illinois, that area is super...let’s call it Trumpish. It’s not just overwhelmingly white, it’s THAT kind of white.

Isn’t Camp Wauconda where Ray Stantz discovered his love of Mr. Stay Puft?

DAMMIT! I’ve been making this joke around here for a year or two now since I live just south of Wauconda and drive through it on my way to work* every day and I get no credit whatsoever.

Reminds me of local comic shops in town getting prank phone calls asking if they had a copy of Giant Size Man-Thing, and if they could “hold on to it” for them.

I mean, the original show still exists, I have it all on DVD. I’m going to go back to watching that.

So this is a reboot of Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad?

Personally, I’m torn between The Full Johnson and Spewing Johnson. ;-)

Star Wars: The Last Jedi Blu-ray...

Wow!

It will be coming to everyone else at a later date.

I mean, Billy’s been doing it for 17 years already, so...