please pass the hyper spanner

yeah it’s going to be marketed by apple. They’re going to call it iCame.

I thought it was really funny, when I was a kid... I think some things are timelessly funny, and some things may have been edgy once, but the mark for edgy keeps moving. Now I saw the Naked Gun, as a young adult and almost peed my pants. I thought it was WAY funnier than airplane even though it used the same kinds of…

Sure it won’t save all the fish, but it still gets your whites whiter than white.

beat me to it...

To quote these guys, “The humans are dead, the humans are dead, we used poisonous gases, and we killed all their asses.” (but first we took their jobs).

I remember I discovered virtual reality as a kid. No, seriously. I used to get a large mirror, like 2x2 feet or something like that, and hold it facing up at waist level. When I walked around looking down at the mirror I was seeing the ceiling instead of the floor. When I would come to a doorway I would try to step…

I prefer to use passwords that people won't guess because they just really don't want to type them because of a fundamental aversion to typing the words, like "I suck donkey dicks and love it!" Now seriously which of your are going to use that as a password? Second thought, no I don't want to know who's going to use…

thanks, it sounds good but don't use iPhones anymore ;)

No i've never used touch ID so maybe just samsung fingerprint scanners suck. I suppose that nothing works perfectly every time, people even type in their passwords wrong on occasion and I certainly screw up the pattern based password on my phone once in a while, but i've found the scanners too susceptible to dirty…

I hope it does better than every other fingerprint scanner on the planet which is the functional equivalent of getting your password right every 5th fucking time. Oh and Jamie, typo "3d rather than 3d"...:)

Hmm, I wonder what movies might be on the USB drive?

Not to take away anything from this talented artist mind you, but anyone can make toxic sludge look beautiful. Just place it next to this.

What are two of galaxy's USPs over apple? Removable battery and SD card slot. Not anymore.

Klang!

I'm okay with drones as long as they sound like Peter Dinklage

that last portion hole is for Rachel the Biggest Loser

I subscribe to the Hannah Barbera hypothesis although the skeptics abound.

yeah man and they fucking hiss. We had raccoons in my backyard I used to feed them poptarts. So yes I know they can be assholes but the ones I've interacted with didn't freak me out like opossums.

I think they should have used an opossum instead of a raccoon. Raccoons are cute, Opossums just scare the shit out of me.