Once again, cursory reading is to blame! Thanks, makes more sense.

It may work well in Seattle, but the device keeps producing false positives if you're within a 5 state radius of Cleveland.

Ok, so like when someone nearby farts, is that like when you're wearing night vision goggles and someone suddenly tuns on a light? Ahhh! My nose!!!!

Shit! Beat me to it. Still, Good News Everyone!

Ditto, first thing I thought

The next step is to create new hardware that IS a game, a game that is so awesomely awesome that it will be the last game anyone ever wants to play. The game to end all games. The game will cause people to become addicted to it, losing their jobs, destroying their marriages and completely and totally alienating them…

Do you need to have a PS4? The answer is always no. It's the wrong question. The question should have been what are the advantages of buying one now? What are the advantages of waiting? Are there any downsides of buying the device later? Typically there are few reasons to buy something the moment it comes out as…

Aerial view of the great snowball fight of 1943. So many lives.

I think if the peak for Computer animation keeps moving, then the consoles will have to keep up with it. CG is at the point now, at least with scenery, explosions, and the like that it is impossible to tell the difference between CG and real. Video games could never do what the state of the art pre-rendered could do.…

I expected the launch titles to be ho hum, well AC4 is supposed to be great but it's on older systems too. The last time I truly got excited about an opening game was the first Halo on the original xbox. Other than that I think everyone expects launch titles to be just okay

Yes they are poorly educated, but people have been saying "roughly the size of a....." for ever I don't think THAT is an education issue. It's just that people are not typically asked to show with their hands how big x number of inches appears to be. Even being able to estimate dimensions, it helps to compare it to…

Wow that was an old post! How are you just finding it now lol!

I'm sorry but i just disagree. I love mine and i think that what it does it does pretty well. I find it comfortable, easy to read and although I would in fact like better facebook/gmail notifications, I like what it does and better than the pebble which i also have. Using the shortcut clock to call up the voice…

Finally! We have the technology to chase down robot gazelles.

I imagine that this is a really good article, but frankly I didn't get two sentences before thinking about zero-G sex with Sandra Bullock. Something something, zero-G spot.

Damn that's a lot of work just to masturbate without actually touching yourself.

LOL

It's made from People! People!

And now, from the makers of light bullets, it's FART BAZOOKA! (Fart bazooka requires adult supervision. Snot cannon and pee saber sold separately.)

Yes yes i know, but hey i did it in like 5 min.