Luckily she doesn't read Gizmodo!

Wrong! You can unscrew the cup!

I'm guessing it doesn't take one of these...

That movie was much better than "Pretty Shitty Gang Bang" Trust me.

Big deal, my wife is powered by wine too. Whine too.

Hey what's the difference between that mug and a pregnant lady?

(Actual healing time 2 hours. Your healing time may vary.)

I like it, but is it 3 Laws safe?

If I weren't married I would rest my feet on it while gazing at my life sized wall hanging of Han Solo frozen in carbonite

Finally! A cure for when you get an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours after taking Viagra or Cialis!

It also says in God we trust on our currency. I think it should say "trust no one only accept cash"

We weren't too great about envisioning the moon either.

...and this was taken with the beautiful new camera on the iPhone 5C which stands for Cassini! (applause)

Looks like it was made in 3rd period arts and crafts. I guess the glitter got rubbed off.

Heavy

Ok. Those are Fucking awesome!

Analogies can be very powerful in winning arguments if the audience doesn't attempt to see where analogy can begin to break down. There was some story about a preacher having a debate with a scientist about evolution vs creationism and his analogy went something like this: Science tells us that humans have 98% of the…

Hello my honey hello my baby.... Aaaaahhhhh!

Muad Dib approves.