well, I'm 50...but that album isn't that old

How about a kiss for your cousin Dupree?

When sharks play laser tag you are sooooo it.

Boobs

What? It's not Internet ready? Fahlderal!

Great minds....

I said think of all the money YOU'LL save. I won't save any...

Oompa loompa doompadee dee, apple oompa loompas they are Chinese....you can live in happiness too, like the oompa....um, well.....never mind....

Well, if you're having trouble taking a shit I guess you can always just look down...think of all the money you'll save on laxatives!

Google glasses! New birth control! Wear them and no one will want to have sex with you! (Steve Martin). Well I guess the name iGlasses is out of the question, huh?

you just can't open your eyes when you eat it....

mmmmm ice cold toast.....

no my brother, it is I Flexo. My goatee fell off. we must band together and kill all the humans!

No my brother we must band together and kill all the humans. Maybe I'm just flexo and my goatee fell off.....

I thought there was going to be a "penis smells like bazooka joe" line in there somewhere.....

Why do they keep waiting for the cows to get mad? You'd think by now that they'd start looking for the disgrunteld ones and cutting them from the herd early.....sheesh..

Wait a sec, does this mean I have to stop rinsing my hands with Bacardi 151? Never!

And exactly what will those out of work foxcon workers do for money??? They'll have to go back to...go back to....they'll go back to something, won't they?

its just that he used to give richard prior and eddie murphy shit about cursing....

piquant with a touch of mellow smoothness....