Im still waiting for the "condom use is more dangerous than HIV" story, but I haven't seen one yet...

They can say as much as they like about hot dogs not being so bad. Go watch them being made and you not only will stop eating them, you wont' even want to look at one. So if you do like hot dogs DO NOT watch any of those hard hitting documentaries about the meat industry....Sure I know, if we saw how most things are…

Dying is not the part that worries me, it's living with shitty health!

you are correct sir!

well put!

candy corn, twinkies, and cockroaches will be the only thing to survive total nuclear annihilitaiton!

yeah, i love that shit too, but after a handful i can't eat anymore.....for a little while....its so damn sweet! Then you got the indian corn candy corn that's like black...then you got the candy corn pumpkins which are made of the same crap but pumpkin shaped...

Siri i'm hurt dial 911...sorry i can't do that, maybe you shouldn't have been sexting that other woman....

LOL that show should fucking go prime time....and that asshole needs to be the season opener

I got two words for this motherfucker. Bully Beatdown!

I'm very health conscious, so i'm wondering if they will have a new low soduim drive?

What? no pressure sensitive bluetooth rectal probe so you can squeeze out a text message? Very disappointed.

yeah that was incredulous...

om nom nom....

ok, im gonna go out on a limb here. muh-fuggin' bullshit...

Sounds like a complete pain the ash to me...

Shit i thought those were iPad prices for sure....

So that's why i'm only ripped on one side!

That it fucking awesome....but he needs a double decker one so that the Gilligan and Skipper can both go at the same time....

heh heh, way to go Meatbag! Too bad you don't have a shiny metal ass to shove all your coke into!