I don't know if that's how you weigh a giraffe, but it's definitely NOT the way you have sex with one....but i've said too much already...

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Parachute? Bumbles don't need no stinkin' parachute....Bumbles bounce!

Well, at least it hasn't affected the sushi industry...much.

If apple could do it, they would trademark anything that could be described as "cool"

Of course students and teachers can still use match.com

doh!

it was a nipplectomy

I still think its less deceptive than the original box...

It's a whale pool moron! It's for whales! It works just fine!

Actually that isn't porn, that's her reaction to the internet video "Two Girls and A Cup" ewwwwww.

NSFW (possibly) Sure, its heavy and expensive and in good taste, but i don't want a turntable with good taste, I want a turntable that tastes good! (so does she)

Thanks for keeping me abreast of those laws....

Finally! A bag I can take Jousting!

hell yes

No it's really minutes. It takes 23 days to watch becaue you need 1 minute to stare at the picture, then 59 minutes to realize that it isn't a movie and you keep making the same mistake for an additional 570 times.

For those who don't understand the problem I have used this USA-Today type illustration....

Personally i never understood the whole "cleavage is fine but nipples are a no-no" mentality. If you just went by square inches, then clearly showing the nipples should be fine, but showing a bunch of cleavage would be out. Honestly, I am never wondering what a woman's nipples look like, I just wanna see tits. Tits…