Well most of her writing is drek, so....

You do realize this entire thing is a joke, right?

I’m not friends with Harry Potter either, so why would I ever get invited to his birthday? I care about my friends’ birthdays because they are my friend. Harry Potter is a fictional character and not my friend. Ergo, I don’t give a shit.

I’m classy as fuck.

He’s a fictional character. Also, he’s rich. Fuck him.

Eh, I hate kids. Always liking things that I don’t like, like the “ney ney” or that Pokemon Go thing. Get off my lawn, dammit!

Harry Potter kind of reads like bad fanfiction.

Please let her be helped out by a certain agent of the SSR.

If I had the rights there would always be at least one Stargate show on the air.

The two best things from the past week.

That octopus is so amazingly cute I may need insulin.

sure why not

That is bizarrely funny.

Part of me wants to think its Banner and that this version of the suit helps him contain the Hulk.