I have no idea what the Santa Fe Sheriff’s Department is thinking here. They’ve released what appears to be all the evidence they have gathered so far DURING AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION. What the hell are they thinking? You don’t honor public records requests for an open case. There is no issue of “transparency.” It’s…

Baldwin’s claim seems reasonable - the hammer on a revolver has a spring to force it into contact with the primer in the ammunition. It is normally held back by a latch (called the sear) that the trigger releases with the hammer held at a sufficiently great distance to guarantee enough percussive impact to detonate…

He’ll actually be debuting a series of NFTs inspired by a particularly memorable hind leg of a terrier that he saw once in 1968. 

You’re gonna pay around double for a dumb TV, and they lack a lot of other features that come standard on TVs now. That Samsung and Sceptre you linked don’t have HDR, for example. The ad revenue subsidizes the cost of the smart TV.

Not even on this site?

I stole this, but the real joke was: “Alec Baldwin is here, expecting his seventh child. Man, do you ever shoot blanks?”

Who do you think he is, Leonard Pierce?

Is it possible that this was NOT a joke that she crafted to be told during an Oscars hosting gig, and was, in fact, a joke that was purposely terrible and created just for a bit about Oscars jokes that were cut?

You mean a horse didn’t enter a bar with an assortment of clergy and racial types?

Yeah, it seems more like a PR thing or a “just in case he really was declining then” thing 

Considering that he was doing good work with Rian Johnson about 10 years ago and with M Night Shyamalan about 5 years ago, it really seems like things became unmanageable pretty recently.

Yeah, I saw some dummy on Twitter saying they now felt bad about thinking he sucked in Sin City, and maybe some news’ll come out that confirms that I’m the dummy here, but I haven’t seen anything that indicates that he was affected that far back. Like, we can have sympathy for the guy without attributing every single…

He was very good in Moonrise Kingdom 2 years later, and fine in Looper the same year. He seemed engaged (at least) in the Eli Roth Death Wish as recently as 2018. Maybe he was just in a shitty mood on the set of Cop Out, who knows. 

He was very good in Moonrise Kingdom 2 years later, and fine in Looper the same year. He seemed engaged (at least) in the Eli Roth Death Wish as recently as 2018. Maybe he was just in a shitty mood on the set of Cop Out, who knows. 

It was 2010 though. Was Willis in cognitive decline already 12 years ago?

“Wonderful Christmastime” is literally the worst thing in the world. How do you sleep?

Not great at picking up the tone on joke comments, eh?

It’s all there on the White Album. Or should I say Mubla etihw? Wake up, sheeple!

“It was after a brilliant set one night that I asked Taylor if he had ever tried Nizoral/ketamine cocktail and known a man intimately; he said, ‘no’. Sweet Taylor will be missed.” - Sir Paul McCartney

Oh, “Paul” knows a thing or two about death...considering the real Paul McCartney died in 1966! He never would have inflicted "Wonderful Christmastime" on us. Miss him, miss him, miss him!