"I just used my own SSN. Easter egg!" -smart Dexter production staff

and dexter's cover story girl is blonde too…

"Dexter, a good tire shop can repair most leaks, but not a sidewall puncture. This is serious."

I don't see her as "not actually religious". I read her backstory as first taking the Christian lawyer opportunistically, then running with it because it gave her life structure and meaning - and more significantly power and superiority over her perceived oppressors in the form of a reduced sentence. I think she…

I liked how much the beating reminded me of A Chrismas Story. Maybe Piper can get a Red Ryder when she's released!

Life Imitates The Onion: http://www.theonion.com/vid…

Rahm Emanuel is missing half a finger and nobody gives a fuck about that.

@avclub-f42523df3fafe56f111474dc70679dcf:disqus Well, he's certainly more active than Leonard now.

I hope the shows start with roadies playing, then segue one by one to the Replacements

Lake Bell has an insane amount of teeth

Don't worry, this is clearly designed to be the only inflight movie for the next 10 years.

You know, the band named after an insecticide. That Black Flag.

How about watching BB in a randomly-generated order, while excluding 10 minutes of each episode

That poultry is horribly overcooked.

She had the moves, she had the speed, it went to her head.

She never needed anyone to get her round the track, but when she's on her back she had the knowledge to get her what she wanted.

Stars of track and field are beautiful people.

Or, you know, "Heroin".

The ending reminded me of A Christmas Story. And it was indeed at Christmas.

Healy is a Nice Guy. He probably has a fedora in his closet.