Hopefully they don’t convert the engine temperature gauge to Kelvin.

...entitles them to the right to scream whatever vile shit they want to at the opposing team... 

Dear Dog,

Florida Man is a snowbird.  

If MLB had nets, this would be unwritten rule #476,024.

Don Cherry is a xenophobic drunkard.

Detroit still has pro sports?  Huh.

Are you pretending to be Donnie Dotard?

They didn’t hire floor-shitting Chuck. C. Johnson!?  WTH is wrong with this world?!!?

What I have learned over the last 12 hours is that a loss doesn’t count if you’re missing 1 or more star players. Must be wonderful living in a Dukie alternative reality.  

Is he related to Marco Rubio?

I’m surprised he didn’t say KFC.

No need to insult new or used yacht salesmen.  Apologize.  

Now Flori-duh needs to get rid of their Murder-by-Will/Stand-your-ground laws

Take some time off.  Travel to Europe. Soil [sic] your oats.

If they reduce seating capacity to around 11,000, they can claim near sellouts for every game.

Sadly….this won’t be the most horrible thing you will hear about today.

Has he actually “trademarked” his dance?  

Zero sympathy for street racers that get caught.   They are menace to society.  Fuck ‘em in the ear hole.