Fox “news” is just placating their base.

He’s the sort of guy that takes it as a compliment when called a ‘douche bag’.

Has Urban Meyer tried to recruit him yet?

The greatest moment of my life was when Chris Kluwe retweeted me.

White. Bald. Racist. Yes, he’s a card-carrying, uniform wearing republican. 

Dear NASCAR,

Trump immediately invites them to the Whitehouse.

Now he’ll likely lose his preTSA status for at least a year or longer. Good.

Chris Cornell’s death, a man who shaped music and culture for decades, is being overshadowed by the death of an evil motherfucker who spent even more decades shaping hate and lies. Fuck you, Roger Ailes, you should have died much sooner in life and Cornell should be with us for another half century.

Didn’t know Tim Allen was still on TV.

There is actually no proof that he is married and spawned offspring other than his own claims. The Floor Shitter has zero credibility.

Honestly, I am VERY surprised Trump hasn’t brought her on his team yet.

Saw the ghost of Elvis
On Union Avenue
Followed him up to the gates of Graceland
Then I watched him walk right through
Now security they did not see him
They just hovered ‘round his tomb
But there’s a pretty little thing
Waiting for the King

And Sponge is from Detroit. Detroit is in Michigan. Peppers played for U of Michigan.....holy crap. It all adds up.

If only the Raiders had an MLB team; he’d be a perfect fit.

The so-called anti-Politically Correct crowd are always the biggest Politically Correct snowflakes.

Plan B: Keep sending them shots of Jager, question their manhood if they refuse, then hope they pass out drunk.....then escape through the front door.

All my diplomas were handed out in person at graduation except for my M.S. because I was out of the country during the ceremony.

Imagine the extra costs the Uni would have to take on to mail all those diplomas. Please proceed.

Prepare for a twitter wrath from BLOTUS!!