“I don’t want to pull out some #alllivesmatter bullshit or anything like that...”

Air breathing sharks are the only kind that could possibly survive in Michigan’s plethora of fresh water lakes.....duh.

Shouldn’t you be busy pressing your white hood and robe for the Trump rally?

No need to insult your mother like that.

Luckily she is White. If she was any non-White hue, at minimum she would have been tased and beaten to a pulp; but, more likely would have been riddled with 5.56 and 9mm hollow-point.

More importantly, have they finally addressed the plethora of unwritten rules by finally writing them?

Is this the same ump that stole the perfect game from Armando Galarraga?

Putin fanboys like the right-wing media, Trump, and Chuck C. Johnson will now explain to us how secret offshore holdings and shadow companies are really good things.

Damnit, you forgot to include “SPOILERS ALERT”!

Something, something, unwritten rules, something, something.

Dear Internet,

During his first years in the Royals organization, the Puerto Rico product didn’t know any English at all.

Why didn’t the NFL say the same thing about Tampa, Jacksonville, and Miami when Governor Skeletor signed a similar bill?

Every couch in the East Lansing metropolitan area is on notice.

Well played, sir.

“First quarter”?! Goddamnit Obama! This is why there are Trump supporters!

Has Milo and Chuck C Johnson started defending the rapist yet? Wait for it....

I’m guessing there is a loooong line at the PTSD counseling sessions after last night’s embarrassing shitshow.