I thought I was read The Onion. They are probably jealous they didn’t think of this headline first.

Don’t forget your pearls for clutching.

And people that support Huckabee are the same people that lose their shit when the Obama girls are seen taking selfies (i.e., acting like girls).

Stay classy, Detroiters

Red Wings are infamous for making a opposing goalies look stellar. Yes, they put a ton of shots on goal, but they were not high-quality shots. Tampa did a much better job of containing the Wings and not allowing them a lot of open ice.

Rumors have it that the Oakland Raiders are looking to pick him up.

Am I the first to say that she is pretty hot?

The NYYs should quickly adopt the metric system to avoid the pending legal hassle.

But, but, but what about the code....unwritten rules....God, Country, & The Corps?!?!

“Notre Dame” is the best team in college football right now” ~Lou Holtz, during any and every point in any and every season.

Blyleven is quite brave trashing a city from the sane confines for Teh Twitter. If he had any balls he walk over to Cheli’s and openly voice his thoughts.

I’m disappointed with the Spanish version. Where’s the

@Drew Magary: Memories Pizza doesn't even cater. Go their Yelp page (http://www.yelp.com/biz/memories-p…)

Now I understand why the rest of the planet usually hates Americans.

I figured she would have said paint ball or attending a comic-con.

The fan-base that once tossed batteries at Santa Claus are now going to toss-batteries at the second coming.....of Tebow

Where's the proof?

Glenn Greenwald approves.