Hoo boy.

Introduce me to your stepdad please

Do you like short bros? Because I swear that’s nearly everyone in San Diego.

Ugh I'm having flashbacks to being on Ok Cupid in San Diego. A surprisingly high number of these assholes spewing hate speech. Oh and married poly dudes.

I so love that picture of Chrissy Teigen. It should be in a museum somewhere.

Has anyone noticed her thing for British guys?

After you’ve read your ten free articles, just clear your browser: free NYT.

Oh, The West Wing how much I miss you. sigh...

LOL

I sorta feel like unless you’re Toby Ziegler, you don’t get to use phrases like “New York Jew.”

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

I love that Vogue considers Schumer’s totally unsurprising fondness for the New York Times to be a literary eccentricity requiring ethnographic contextualization:

Even hammers make him cry.

This poor woman! All she did was go to her own home with her actual boyfriend at the end of a night. Her crime is that she got locked out of her home! This is just horrifying!

Also, from what I gleaned from the local coverage the past two days, it does appear as though the rich white student had his trial separated from the scholarship black student in hopes of cooking up a pretty ridiculous defense. Supposedly the attorneys for Vandenburg are claiming that he was taking the victim back to…

verdicts were overturned after it was discovered that the foreman of the jury had been a victim of statutory rape

I think rapists more than any other class of criminal are the most likely to reoffend. Given the data coming forth from rape kit testing this seems to be somewhat supported.

“Pay money to the victim”? Oh, OK. Let’s continue to treat women’s bodies as a salable commodity that men can use if they can pay the victim enough money. That’ll be great. Let’s make rape just one more thing only rich guys can do without serving prison time.

I read somewhere yesterday that this POS actually took a picture of the victim’s breasts and send it to a group of friends. The picture itself was not found - maybe it was like a Snapchat thing for groups - but that there was a response from one of his friends saying asking “whose boobs are those” or something like…

I get more and more frustrated with this case, I can’t even imagine being one of those jurors. I saw this yesterday: http://www.someecards.com/news/women/bro…