Good for Nicki for calling Miley out. I just hope tomorrow the media won’t attack Nicki for doing so.

If it was fake, I pray to god someone would have made it funny instead of so damn tense

Nicky looks like a golden goddess and Miley looks like a life-size version of those McDonald’s barbies they give out with Happy Meals...I think we know who’s winning here. What’s good, Miley?

Hahahaha!

Miley should have been ready for it. Nicki shames fans when they criticize her hair, for Christ’s sake. So she was damn well going to take a shot at Miley for Miley’s tone-deaf fingerwagging in that interview.

Gather round one and all and hear tell of how Miley Cyrus raised on a TV show on a different Viacom TV channel persevered to make a fool of herself and host the VMAs some years later. What a triumph over adversity.

Oooooooooooo. Miley.

I adore Nicki’s mean face.

rip miley cyrus

I’m going with 100% real. Nikki looked pissed.

“MILEY WHATS GOOD?”

god this was so awkward. i dont think it seemed fake. miley did look surprised. obviously i could be wrong. it was so uncomfortable to watch.

I’m having a legitimate “I have no idea who this person is” moment.

I would fuck and marry Legend and kill Tyga and Bieber.

WTF is being worn in these pictures?! Yeezus Christ!

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE. this dress is the least-flattering thing anywhere. She’d look better if they fucking switched outfits. My eyeballs are burning

She is everything.

OK. I really don’t get the whole Rita Ora-is-desperate-let’s-make-fun-of-her schtick, but I’d have to kill that God damn getup. Fuck FKA twigs’s look and then marry Kylie’s dress. Wait, no. Fuck Kylie’s dress then marry FKA twigs’s look. WAIT. THIS SUDDENLY GOT REALLY HARD.

Wow. That is possibly the most articulate, well-reasoned response I have ever encountered on the internet. Obviously, you didn't need that calculator — look at the impotent, profanity-spouting asshole you've become. WITH JUST A PENCIL AND SOME STRING.