Thank you for explaining it so succinctly. I realize how tone deaf I sounded and appreciate you pointing me in the right direction. Cheers.

That’s all missing the point of the article. Aimee didn’t chose it. Neither did I. The problem isn’t with “different choices” - the problem is with society acknowledging that sometimes it is not a choice. That people need to stop the “it will happen” talk and just give us space to talk about how we feel with something…

There comes a time in every longterm single persons reality, if you have been single for a while, you may be alone until you die. Its almost like a grieving process of losing someone you never had. Its not depression as much as grieving and accepting. It passes and in the end, you may be a lot happier after the…

This whole stigma about not partaking in romantic relationships is a projection of insecurity. Many people cannot be alone, they cannot enjoy their own company, they are uncomfortable with being alone for more than a short duration.

It’s easy to grin

The smart thing to do is buy a boot of your own, park anywhere you want, then attach the boot yourself. Never get towed and never get fined because “he already has a boot.”

Mitt’s face looks like someone put him in a box and tied him to the top of a family car and drove down the freeway till he dribbled runny shit.

My tip: Never ever show your brand new Gibson Les Paul Studio Deluxe to your super-hot MILF neighbor’s 15 yr old kid.

*pssst* He’s saving up his energy for the balloon drop.

“Call me Ms. Rodham if you nasty.”

Wrong. Tim Kaine would have pulled it out of your ear later.

I disagree.

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

Soon

I really, genuinely hope that someone makes as good a joke about my death.

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

With Audis the dicks are usually behind the steering wheels. I'll show myself out.

I just keep a water pistol next to the crapper and wipe with 2 pages of Atlas Shrugged.

I just keep a water pistol next to the crapper and wipe with 2 pages of Atlas Shrugged.

@Ryanosaurus Rex: How did you get hold of my college transcript?

Much like the Browns offense, this letter looks really good on paper and is presented well, but in the end it's just stationery.