*Psst*... Sept 1st is VJ day (Japanese surrender marking the end of WWII). That may be why they did their salute to the military. Wouldn’t expect a simple blogger to know or acknowledge that though. It’s cooler to envision moustache twirling maniacal owners shouting “let’s fuck the troops over!"

God I wish this had been simultaneously posted on FA with whatever Gawker arm it originated from. Would like to see what actual vets thought about it instead of, well, “Gawker’s reader base".

I’ll take your money.

Who sired the PA system?

That was a neat 2 sentences!

Prince died? I was not aware.

As a first responder (paramedic) all I can say is boo fucking hoo. I laugh at 80hr work weeks, and what my job entails is of slightly more significance than what these twerps do. Keep it in perspective Kotaku. Work is work.

Define “shit"...

Sadly, I probably wouldn’t have noticed.

Oh shit. March Madness started?

Serious injury? Absolutely. Death on the field from contact after the hit? Ehhhh....

Why are you dumb?

Now, I could be wrong, but doesn’t Austal* operate in Mobile, Al? Not “Austral”?

In all seriousness, this shit is the worst. Have had several patients acting *insane* on it, and eventually had to be intubated.

Dude. Mystery*. MYSTERY*.

Almost as incredible as clicking, reading, and commenting on a blog about the “Music City Bowl”.