I feel like there’s space for a smaller, portable-only Switch without removable Joycons once the 3DS is off the slate.

Yeah, I was reading that and thinking the same thing. I’m not claiming to be good, though!

If you want to know all the mechanical reasoning behind this figure, you’re gonna have to click play, relax, and watch my video, in which I count you down through all the characters.

Symmetra is not black.

I mean, I’d like to be able to watch all of them. :)

Oh I do too, but they are going on for a long time across a single sitting, that’s all. Like... I enjoy watching the whole thing but it’s probably not even feasible to do so! I guess in that sense it’s becoming more like a typical sport... you kind of have to pick and choose which matches you’ll watch if you’re busy.

I’m pumped but I just can’t decide who I want to play as. My staple go-to is Pikachu and there is now a Pikachu Libre skin (heart tail signifying that she’s female as she’s supposed to be) that I would totally play as. But Incineroar looks really fun, and now there’s Dark Samus and Ridley too... argh.

Oh yeah, I’m lucky if it’s a quarter cup. It’s absurd.

Very interested in how the expansion teams will do this year. I think the format changes are positive. Despite teams playing once a week, the OWL streams, which were already long, are going to be even longer? Yikes!

You’re having a particularly rigorous and pleasurable episode of sexual intercourse with your F5 button are you?

I have been there, man. This kid plops on the toilet, both hands grasping it like it’s a horse or something. I mean, he’s little and it’s big, it makes sense. But goddamn.

Are you claiming that you don’t think an adult would do that? Come on. We’ve all seen it. Plus even if it were another child, that child’s parent should have admonished him and made him clean it up.

I mean... put the fucking seat up. This isn’t that hard, right?

The worst thing dudes do in the office bathroom is piss all over the floor in front of the toilet. Because apparently their aim is so fucking bad that they can’t actually get it in the urinal or toilet bowl. I have no idea why this is SUCH a challenge for some dudes.

I honestly thought I didn’t really like Call of Duty but then I played Black Ops IIII and realized it was just that I didn’t like the ones I tried to play (Ghosts, Infinite Warfare, WWII) that much.

I honestly thought I didn’t really like Call of Duty but then I played Black Ops IIII and realized it was just that…

I find it even worse when I see AC Odyssey footage featuring Alexios instead of Kassandra. I’m like... “what is Deimos doing here?!”

Some of my friends on Twitter are very upset about this whole thing and I feel bad for them. For my part, I love Smash and am excited but I just don’t follow any of the “news” or seek out things about it on Youtube etc. right now so nothing has been spoiled. And honestly, not much could be “spoiled” for me, at least.

Yeaaaahhhh... people conveniently forget that Slowpoke Tails have been a long-term foodstuff in Pokemon throughout the series! Probably because they’re very delicious...