This outrage is just as sensible and well aimed as the outrage over letting a half-black man play Polynesian Demigod Maui in the Disney film “Moana”.

*inhales the colorism deeply* mmmmmmmmm mmmmm that’s the good stuff

I didn’t know John Henry’s wife was Asian!

Jesus Christ, I’d say these idiots should read Vonnegut’s “Breakfast of Champions” but they wouldn’t actually understand the satire because they’re too fucking dumb, completely lacking in self-awareness. 

This somehow sounds more disappointing than I expected, which is saying something.

I’m just glad they’re finally adding some plot to this game.

Her testimony needs a trigger warning. I’m not even being flippant. That description is so vivid, I know multiple people who would be at risk for triggering by reading this from rapes they experienced first-hand.

Yeah, but they’re so fashionable right now and I want to wear some and it sucks that I can’t squeeze into them. I’m not about to skip leg day so that can happen, though, sadly.

Preech, dawg. I’m a 34 waist but my jeans are all 36 so I can get them over the hump, so to speak. I wear a belt mostly so that they don’t sag b/c I’m not someone who should be sagging.

This is the same country and political party that brought you George W. “fool me once” Bush, remember?

Amen on the fashion thing. I don’t know how I was so lucky as to have a number of very well endowed close friends, but the trials and tribulations of finding clothes that look and feel good on them cannot be overstated.

I think it’s funny that I got, like, three serious replies to this and not a single one of them thought to point out that a body being cooled to -20F would be just as lethal as one being cooled to -220F.

I just rewatched Scott Pilgrim since it’s on Netflix and damn that movie is great and holds up. Kieran Culkin’s character (Wallace Wells) is the glue that holds the whole movie together, Scott is a total asshole, and it has actors that played Captain America, Captain Marvel, and Superman (the previous one) in it. In…

My body is cooled down to minus-220 degrees Fahrenheit.

Gentle reminder that I’m allowed to not like or want to play Pokemon Go and it’s okay if I’m disappointed that a Pokemon in Pokemon Let’s Go might be locked behind a requirement to play it.

According to a press release, unlocking Meltan in Let’s Go will require players to do something in Pokemon Go as well, but what exactly that is hasn’t been shared yet.

God, you people are still talking about the Hillary’s campaigning in the Rustbelt. You have no fucking idea what caused 2016, do you? You really don’t. And no, it has literally nothing to do with Russia. Fuck, Democrats are dumb as shit.

Coming to California was about building a warchest. The problem was not using that warchest to drastically overwhelm very specific gerrymandered-to-hell districts. It’s not clear any amount of money could have won her those districts, honestly. You’re not including a lot of additional factors beyond “Hillary’s…

Choosing not to vote is a vote for whoever won. Congrats, you’re a Trump voter.