The quote about Tony watching his daughter perform is so humanizing.

The subtlety is key. Poised, yet salty af. Yes Michelle. Serve. 

Some of it. The thing he said that saved my life I’ve never shared with anyone, but I’ve talked about the rest of it and I know I’ve posted the picture of him and me together.

Sometimes the best writing is just knowing when to operate in the background.

Great piece, but this time of year I’m always looking forward to Drew’s takedown of the Williams Sonoma holiday catalog.

I’m still not over it. This man literally saved my life. He and I had a conversation late one night when I was in a dark place and something he said to me gave me enough to keep going. I just wish someone could have done the same for him. 

I had Samantha as a kid. I adored her. She was classy AF and too good for me. I was too afraid to play with her because I knew I would mess her up. Last year, my 33rd year in this world, I have her to my friend’s kid. My friend was like “Oh, no. My kid might ruin her.” and I was like “That is fine. Great, even.”

I clicked on this article because the Duchess of Cambridge is dressed exactly like the American Girl Doll Samantha, and that seemed absolutely wild to me. Juxtaposed to the chic outfit the Duchess of Sussex is wearing, it’s clear to me that these women could never consider each other rivals, because that would require…

I agree.  Also, there may indeed be some cultural differences between professional royal workers and Meghan and she may have to search to find the right people to work with.  And she probably is totally different from Kate who has  been in training for this job since college and never had any other career.  I’m…

Maybe I’m just having a rough Monday, but that made me so emotional. Like remember when we had a First Lady that young children could aspire to be?

Oh there are some stupid rumors that Meghan and Kate are fighting and she's mean to her staff or works too hard.  Its all based on the fact that Meghan and Harry are moving to Windsor and some of their staff quit.  Who knows if any of it is true.  Negative rumors are inevitable because they sell more tabloids.…

I doubt there’s any truth to “making Kate cry” or “deliberately causing drama with the Queen.” That shit is just published to brighten Charles’s star as he gets ready to become king, and to separate Will’s work from Harry’s as Will gets ready to become crown prince.

If you’re going to go with “rumors” at all, I’m hoping you’re referring to the rumors about the Duchess’ stepfamily of origin (like her white sister showing up at the palace gates unannounced, uninvited, making a fuss and waiting outside till the tabloids made a spectacle of her) as opposed to the Duchess herself.

Did everyone see this cuteness?

I keep forgetting that these guys are monsters while watching this. Dano and Del Toro are so damn good and engaging that you cant help but root for them. Everytime Dano swung that sledgehammer and broke through wall after wall I damn near cheered. I really loved the closing scene with Matt and Tilly because it jolted…

“As you kids know, doing crack is the greatest orgasm known to man.”

But did you enjoy Clueless?

There weren’t a lot of Emilys as I grew up, either; it’s a very millenial name, though, so once I hit my twenties it started to creep in. Until Emily Blunt’s witheringly awesome turn as Emily in The Devil Wears Prada (a twofer!), we just had Ross’ wet blanket English fiancée on Friends.

Is there even a question? The Simpsons. Fully validated and revealed how many of us there are.

Just be glad it’s only your first names being appropriated. My name is Eric Forman. My handle is just my initials. And I FUCKING HATED That 70's Show. It was such a disappointment as it was from the same team that created Third Rock From the Sun, which I absolutely loved. But even today, people who are introduced to…