Muppet Christmas Carol is so enjoyable. I seriously love it so much. Michael Caine isn’t the best Scrooge. Probably the nicest version of him I’ve seen, and he has a soft, gentle voice. But it’s still just a fun watch.

Muppet Christmas Carol. My friends and I have a long tradition of watching it and we’re now getting one of my friend’s kids into the movie as well.

How is Jason Mantzoukas eating these wonderfully terrible cakes with his deadly egg allergy? Protect our gentle lunatics!

Came here for Spies in Disguise. Left disappointed

He’s a national treasure. I find him interesting and gutsy and he also seems like a genuinely sweet-natured person. He also has no fear when it comes to standing up for what he thinks is right or wrong. His schooling of Antoni wrt the baker in Denver not wanting to make cakes for gay weddings made me want to stand up…

I think that someday, if she’s really free to do so and is willing to lay herself bare, Kidman has a helluva story to tell about what Co$. And Conner and Bella would figure *heavily* into that.

You mean the underwear line im selling STINX.

That’s pretty much how you know for SURE that a “religion” is actually a cult. Like, the #1 warning sign. I wonder if, back when Cruise and Kidman started dating and she was introduced to CoS, she was told about the whole “suppressive person” concept. Now, obviously, we have the internet and multiple longform-journalis…

There’s no way in hell hes over 5’7”  

In Leah Remini’s book she talked about how the kids hate their mom because she’s been deemed a suppressive person by the church of Scientology. Poor Nicole Kidman, it must be awful to have your children brainwashed and turned against you.

Clapback? More like a crapback.

Who wouldn’t sleep soundly cuddled up to this bundle of cute?

Everything about Scientology is bananas, but parents cutting children (or Vice versa) is really off. Like, you buy into this so much that you would stop talking to a loved one just because they decide to leave? I respect Nicole Kidman for keeping her relationships with her children private, but I’ve always wondered if…

Can’t wait for Goop to start selling “Freshly Soiled Celebrity Pants.”

Tom Cruise is 5'9" just like all guys on the Internet have 9" dicks.

FINALLY. Doing something right (I insert myself down the sliver in middle).

This is my reality. Where am I supposed to fit again? But my dog is 12 and I’ve had him since he was just a puppy. Old dog gets whatever he wants.

I mean, when she thinks it’s her bed, isn’t she sharing with me?

If someone is sleeping next to a man, aren’t they already sleeping next to a dog?