If she falls in the forest, does she make a sound? And does she need to be raked up?

Of all the things that she does that I hate, possibly the most frustratingly trivial is how this woman never takes her damned coat off. Try a seasonally appropriate sweater, Melania.

Melania might as well be a tree herself, for all the personality she exhibits.

Featuring former Angry Beaver and occasional ESPN contributor Nick Bakay!

Jennifer Lawrence read for, in season three, there’s this werepanther girl, and she was great.” (Ball wanted to cast her, but she was only 17 at the time and was supposed to be Jason’s (Ryan Kwanten) girlfriend, so the age difference would have been weird.)

All the 73 cents in my piggy bank to the talk show host who gets Cumberbatch to say “Sookay”.

What’s new, pussycat?

I guess Sturgill Simpson’s Waffle House song isn’t catching on.

I’m appalled Tom Jones is not on this list. 

It’s “baby”? I thought it was “barbie” but with a Boston “r.” I would have never come up with “baby” from that spelling. Reading her tweet was like trying to read Faulkner (a comparison I never thought I’d make). I have to stop at every word and translate to the complete word.

I fell victim to that maple syrup/lemon juice/cayenne pepper “cleanse” once in my 20s. I lasted three days and thought I was going to die. It took my digestive system WEEKS to recover. 

Booo, Danny Devito should be in Detective Pikachu instead.

I ship MBJ and Lupita Nyong’o so hard.

Second-best kind of monster!

Yes, balcony monsters!!!

Mantzoukas’s disdain and appreciation of the balcony crowd continues.

A starring role in a movie, plus a role in John Wick 3? Sign me up!

Heynong Man(son)

You are making me nostalgic (except for the chocolate dessert thing—we always had pumpkin and fruit pies).

Move over Garbage Pail Kids, we’ve got some strong new entries in the unsettling adaptation awards.