Would you like to upgrade that Shaqwich to a Shaquille O’Meal?

I think he should use the prize money to buy a one-acre plot somewhere, then he’ll be a landed Gentry.

That linked article is like looking back into a different era, why are there so many young children curing ham? Why do they all have names that seem straight from old west fiction? Seriously, Madison Rode, Cooper Sapp, and Gentry Duncan? He even lives in a town called Centertown. I’m not entirely convinced this is…

GET OUT, LOUTISH EARTH CREATURES!

Denver’s county fair isn’t so big on the ham tasting, but at the Stock Show there’s a junior livestock auction that regularly runs into 6 figures for the prizewinning cows. They host a formal tea with the winners at the fanciest hotel in town. Not the winning kids (they’re there too), the winning cows.

I love this!

Demi Moore and Ed Helms 

No, seriously! These photos are scented candle worthy. 

At one point, the 83-year-old actress even offered a napkin to Camilla, who wore a white dress with a string of pearls for the solo outing, when the dessert began melting onto her chin in the 75-degree heat.

Me too. They’re glorious. 

I am shocked by how much I love these photos. 

The British version of Grace and Frankie looks awesome! 

I might have to listen to that. I love David Sedaris. I’m reading Calypso right now.

Lololol yes!! Listening to that story I was like, I’ve had this fight before!!! And agree, love Kristen. 

I liked the Jimmy Kimmel one too. The Lauren Graham episode is pretty good as well.

Yes! And I love their admission of how they do sometimes get in serious fights, and then work through them. Plus, I love how he regularly refers to her as just “Bell.” For some reason that’s particularly endearing to me.

Listening to him and KBell talk about fighting the entire way as they drove cross country on a motorcycle together was one of the more ‘real’ celebrity moments I’ve ever heard. They sound like mostly regular people, which made me like him more. (I am already at max-likage of Kristen Bell)

As soon as I saw the Texas Monthly link, I said to myself, “Ooh, I hope it’s Skip Hollandsworth,” and then squealed a bit at the confirmation. Check out his archive on the site, especially if you’re into cold-case true crime. He is a truly remarkable writer and has a burgeoning fan club (not just me!).

When I was 8 years old I was on a water slide when two segments of the tube separated and several of us were injured. Thankfully the “downstream” segment dropped lower that the upstream segment and we *only* slid over a very sharp fiberglass edge, rather than getting jammed up against the downstream segment. Or…