I was at the mall a few months ago, and I was surprised that our food court was actually pretty good now! Twenty years ago, it was basically nothing but chains, some better, some worse, but nothing earth shattering. Now? Peruvian chicken, a small-chain Mexican place, sushi bar, an independent cheese steak place... It…

Wow, nobody said Auntie Annie’s pretzels???? What are you people, on DOPE?

Whenever we went to the mall my mom would allow my sister and I to each get a Mrs. Fields cookie on the way out. Those things were (are?) glorious.

Auntie Anne’s: the perfect, portable mall food. Bonus if you could sneak one into the movie theater with some cheese sauce

Sbarro(tm). It’s Italian for Pizza.

I always thought this woman got a raw deal and admired her moxie. The studio sang her praises to the skies when they thought she was 15 years younger, and all that talent didn’t magically dissipate after the reveal. They got exactly what they wanted in productivity, insight, and ratings, so if firing and badmouthing…

I can respect the hustle as well. If they couldn’t tell the difference between real teen writing and fake teen writing, then did it really matter if she was actually 32?

Unpopular opinion alert: I like Bell and Shepard’s relationship. I guess I’ve never seen their commercials that everyone seems to hate, but I’ve enjoyed the stories they’ve told in interviews. Also, I really like Dax Shepard’s podcast.

I’m pretty sure North is having a meltdown cuz she doesn’t want to LEAVE bowling, not cuz she doesn’t want to bowl.

This is my earliest Rodman memory tbh.

Hmm. I think Rodman had a little more flair for fashion than Davidson has. Davidson always looks like he been wearing the same clothes for a few days. They are his lounge wear, his pajamas, his everything. But I guess I see it. I also see, after watching the video of Kylie quiz her bf and now this, how hard the 90's,…

Tell ‘em what they’ve won!!

Au Fudge sounds like the name of a business that could have been glimpsed in the background of a Simpsons episode for five seconds in the early seasons and took the writers all night to think of (I’ve watched a lot of early Simpsons DVDs with writer commentary).

The best. Just from that gif I can still feel the heartbreak when she sees Bart and Milhouse coming over the dune to ruin her summer.

She would have been too old!

If I tried to make my grandma wait for something for 10 minutes, she would have gone inside and locked the door. She should have done the same. “Sorry Sir, your appointment with Her Majesty was at 11. As it is now 11:10 she has moved on to more important business. Good day.”

Do not piss off a grandma, I have learned that much in life. 

As I was looking at that picture of the two of them reviewing the troops, the little voice in my head that I have regular conversations with said, “Grandma woulda snatched you bald headed for not offering your arm to an elderly lady walking on uneven ground with you.”  Now maybe that would be considered a faux pas,…

Napoleon’s Grandma?