CJ Cregg for President. That’s the only way I’ll watch a reboot.

Donald Trump always dresses like he’s actually two slovenly children standing on each others shoulders, ready to do a business

I note that Melania 2.0 now has had the hand-holding chip reinitialized. The operation was a success!

Yeah, seeing Baldwin on the list devalued all this shit for me.  

Do these dipshits really think Allison fucking Janey deserves an Emmy nomination over Rachel Bloom? A mannequin with a taped recorder strapped around its neck could put in the same performance as she does on Mom.

The Good Place is sadly underrepresented. Do they really have to give Baldwin a nod when they could give one to William Jackson Harper or Manny Jacinto? Furthermore where the hell is D’arcy Carden’s name on this list?

No Best Comedy nomination for The Good Place?  That’s bullshirt.

My 92 year old grandmother wears them every day.  UNDER HER PANTS.  When it’s like 100 degrees outside.  I can’t even.

The pantyhose is a bridge too far, imho. Money and hot Prince of a husband aside. Who wears pantyhose anymore?

And true. It is a delightful throwback to a time before TMZ, paparazzi, text machines and “leaked” sex tapes. It’s for people who think that People Magazine is too tough on celebrities. 

I just want to take a moment to appreciate the parenthetical in the opening sentence of this article.

Being royal sounds genuinely miserable. Is she allowed to do anything other than smile and wave? 

Baby Kulture!

A wacky celebrity baby name - I’m not disappointed. She’ll probably go by her second not so wacky name? 

Oooh, I don’t like that first name...

I would actually be totally cool with a line of OITNB booze. It would be a fun exercise in creativity.

I’m turning 50 next week, and my motto for the rest of my life is “Fuck that noise.” From now on, I call the shots. I’m not intimidated anymore, and I’m also mad as hell and not going to do anything I don’t want to do. Work late? Only if I want to. Put up with a shitty boss? Hell no. I’m not worried that quitting…

I say BRING IT ON!

Getting older sucks physically, but I’m so much happier with myself than I was when I was younger. I’m finally aging into my “Get off my lawn, you damned whippersnappers” personality!

I do miss being able to laugh without peeing myself though... Damn childbirth.

I turned 30 in April, and honestly? Way better than my teens and 20s so far. Gotta say, I’m excited for what cronehood will bring.