I want her to leave the stage dancing like Elaine.

Yeah, Ice. He’s a comedian. That’s what they do. You’re reading an article about comedians. You should be used to this by now.

A source tells E! the two “met through friends at a dinner party and hit it off” earlier this year. Said another source, “He was a billionaire. She, uh, wasn’t. Can I make it any more obvious?”

That is such an insult to Michael Scott.

Brave of Mraz to come out as “human-emotion based.” Bravo. 

George likes his hot takes spicy!

Agreed. A friend of mine used to like saying “Who is this?” with mock confusion on the phone, and it was quite some time before I realized it was a (very funny) Seinfeld line.

The hot takes are making me thirsty.

I know almost nothing about Queen apart from having heard their songs a billion times without even trying, but this movie looks like a lot of fun. If it verges a teensy bit into Spinal Tap territory, so much the better.

This idea is genius!

There is protocol for everything in the royal family, including the royal wedding night. The bride kneels before the prince and recites “I offer you my honor.” The prince then replies “I accept your offer.” And it goes on like that all night: “Honor, offer, honor, offer, honor, offer.”

I have to work :( but I saw commercials for the wedding special on HBO with Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon and will definitely be recording it.

They should get America’s favorite dad as stand in one Mr. Tom Hanks.

I cannot wait to get up at 4AM Saturday and watch this shitshow wedding (congrats to the happy couple or whatever)

No wonder Meghan knows her way around royalty. Her dad is a fucking drama queen.

Truth be told, he’s not the most photogenic dude. The voice, however...

The sad truth is that a state vs. state show would be a phenomenal success because Americans hate each other.

I consider myself more of a “Cumberpatch Kid,” honestly

This is how you use your privilege. Well done Bennie!

He should have called it quits after Hitch. Hitch was peak Kevin James.