It gets worse. https://twitter.com/clt_21/status/994435459706126336?s=21

I honestly can’t think of a turn of phrase that suggests “elderly incompetent rich white dude politician” more than “sensitive cyber matters.”

I am Groot

Hi Chew and Laffy Taffy, though...

I don’t get it, either. Lime is a way better flavor than green apple. But I gotta give a hard disagree on the overall deliciousness of Skittles. I say this with no judgment whatsoever - I like circus peanuts and licorice allsorts, so I have no room to roll my eyes. So forever and ever, you can have all my Skittles,…

Go Francis. Fucking Birkenstock’s, love it.

legit been singing “Rihannas, in pyjamas...” all morning

Agreed. It’s Versace, btw. They nailed it. 

got you

Zendaya! Yes, this was the best look that fit the theme. I read a whole damn article on her look, & I laughed at the part with the hairstylist saying she wanted historical accuracy so she styled Zendaya’s dyed extensions with her fingers, because Joan of Arc didn’t have access to heat styling. I laughed because Joan…

Zendaya, Lily Collins, and Greta Gerwig KILLED IT. But there’s no picture of Zendaya’s Joan of Arc realness here and Kinja won’t let me post one. Rude.

I wonder how many people would have believed you if you told them there would be a movie with an anthropomorphic tree calling a raccoon “dad” before dying, and that said scene would have left them in tears.

Also, I totally missed that Groot died and that this was his son. I just figured it was grown from some remaining…

I gave two shits about Spider-man’s Death because I knew he was coming back and Tony isn’t his father and their Fake Batman Nightwing Relationship is shit!

I want to meet the Bad Janet version Britney.

He would have fallen to the ground and kicked that Infinity Gauntlet right off Thanos’ fist.

I’ll tell you one thing, J.J. motherfucking Bittenbinder didn’t get snapped out of fucking existence.

You’re the real MVP. 

I don’t know if “tugging on their genitals” is the best way to throw the average pedophile off of his rhythm.

Watch his performance of “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle. If you’re not in love with him after that, something is definitely wrong with you.

The only downside to black pants (which I exclusively wear) is that in the winter there’s always a thick salt stain along the hem.