There’s an overabundance now, but I didn’t encounter very many other Emmas growing up — I made my mom take me and my friend to see the film adaptation of Jane Austen’s Emma with Gwyneth Paltrow. We were only like six, so we got very bored very quickly and spent most of the movie crawling over the seats in the…
PUSSY POPPIN’ PODRICK!
How long before someone launches a line of super-absorbent diarrhea underpants — like THINX for the runs! Control top for extra slimming power!
Or your kid.
he’s an alum of my college, a fact I learned thanks to a bunch of fliers in my freshman dorm hallway featuring this picture:
Jesse Pinkman becomes an apprentice at Nick Offerman’s woodworking shop.
The Princess Switch: Vanessa Hudgens and the dude from “I Wanna Marry Harry” agree to pose as the Duke and Duchess of Sussex during the royal Christmas festivities so the real Harry & Meghan can sneak off on a secret holiday alone.
“Otter” used to be the #1 comparison back in his Sherlock days...(obviously I’m a fan of him, though I didn’t begin to find him attractive until I heard his voice?)
That’s why she occasionally includes something like a pair of “curvy fit” velvet pants from Talbots...no fucking way is Oprah wearing Talbots pants.
the sleepytime sea!
If you want a soothing herbal hot water, peppermint is FAR superior to chamomile (especially with lots of honey).
This reminds me of when I went on a family vacation to Italy as a young teen, ordered a “latte” at a cafe, and was confused when I received a cup of plain cold milk -- silly Starbucks-swilling American should’ve asked for a “caffè latte.”
His current mustache really adds to the Extreme British-ness of the whole thing:
Based on the picture I expected a secret affair between Thomas and Breyer.