The founder/CEO of Jimmy John’s is into big game hunting...let a herd of bread-fueled rage deer have at him

“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.”

It also makes people happy to see a couple who appear to genuinely love and respect each other — boring shit’s a lot easier to endure with a great partner at your side. Harry and Meghan both seem to have a good sense of humor and can laugh at themselves, which reminds me of the Obamas.

What about feeding Subway bread to ducks?

Definitely going to check out the Jodie Whittaker interview — I’m not a Doctor Who fan but she seems like such a ray of sunshine and I enjoy hearing her talk (I also recall liking her in Venus, but it’s been years since I watched it and all I really remember is that it ended with the song “Girl, Put Your Records On”)

According to Twitter it’s #NationalCatDay...nice shade, Jezebel.

LMAO Tan not knowing what a fuckboi was...

http://themoth.org/stories/prom

Was this supposed to be posted on The Onion?

I missed it in theaters, but I hope I can watch this good dog doc eventually as well (it’s about puppies becoming service dogs for the blind and currently has a 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes):

content aside, I’m just not a big fan of Ronson’s voice

I’m starting to suspect JoJo is like Melisandre in Game of Thrones: take off the bow and her true old woman form will be revealed

I used to subscribe to Girls’ Life as a tween and I’m 99% certain that’s where I first learned the term “BFF” (also “the ’rents”).

GF Bennies = Gluten-Free Eggs Benedict

“Live Your Best Life?” maybe Girl’s Life sounds fake because it’s an old issue of O in disguise

Me @ JoJo:

Obviously he’s not a hardcore Paul Giamatti fan or he would’ve thought to try caviar-on-pizza like Bobby & Lara Axelrod ate on Billions.

*dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee* HAUNTED DOLL WATCH