I sent the Amy Adams clip to my mom because she has a similar problem where her cheek will hit “mute” when she’s talking on the phone.

Avengers: Infinity War

I LOVE this dressing. I don’t care if the side salad is just iceberg lettuce slathered in this stuff, I order it every time I go out for sushi. It’s refreshing and zingy and delicious.

I mean, if Ursula from The Little Mermaid can have tentacles, why not Morticia Addams?

I was born on a Wednesday, and my mom says when she was going into early labor with me she kept thinking “Oh no! Full of woe! Full of woe!” (Turns out I did end up with clinical depression, but I don’t think the day of the week I was born played any part in that). My mom was very familiar with that nursery rhyme…

The Parent Trap is also notable as the debut of Lindsay Lohan’s bad British accent.

Did they play poker for bottles of Hard Candy nail polish at either of these camps? To me that detail always seemed like the height of decadence.

My college’s dining hall used to display pictures of grinning 4-H kids posing with the prize pigs who’d given their lives to become bacon for us hungover students. While I appreciated the school’s commitment to locally sourced food, it was a little unsettling.

Whenever I feel stressed, I shall gaze upon these photos and absorb their soothing powers. I want a candle that smells like these pictures (linen, sea air, a hint of vanilla...).

Also, she shops at Michael’s! Stars — they’re just like us!

I was a big fan of Parenthood (that’s how I first became aware of Dax) so it’s fun to hear about all the behind-the-scenes stuff. The Erika Christensen episode made me squirm a bit— it must be extra-difficult to leave Scientology if you’re raised in it like she was, but Dax was kind of bending over backwards to be…

He recently had David Sedaris on — a very pleasant surprise. I also found the Jimmy Kimmel episode quite entertaining.

Mmmm...that Auntie Anne’s SMELL

Tan tried to help him, but I don’t think the makeover is sticking...

Flair for fashion indeed — I first learned who Dennis Rodman was back in the 90s when he got a bunch of attention for wearing a wedding dress (crazy!)

Her friend’s outfit is awesome too — great belt. When I was a kid I thought peace signs/yin yangs were the shit. 

 Best. Episode. Ever.

Entertainment Tonight always seemed a bit “classier” than Extra and Access Hollywood (even before the pussy grab bus audio)...more promotional fluff than tabloid/gossip. Better theme song too.

My nana did this too — I remember she would encourage ME to wear a pair under my jeans when we’d go shopping in Chicago around the holidays (she argued they “keep your legs from freezing” and were “good for trying on clothes in the store”)