Every time I think of wearing pantyhose, this song from Six Feet Under plays in my head.

And she has to wear pantyhose? UGH

I just hope they don’t call her “Kult” for short

I kinda...do? I’m having fun saying “Baby Kulture”...“Welcome to the world, Baby Kulture!” (also I guess she can go by Kiari when she’s older if she wants)

HAHAHA these are all perfect choices

Hey, what about Moira’s “Ruby” Merlot? Or, better yet:

three to seven grey hairs

Thank you! I turn 30 in exactly one month and this is what I need to read. My twenties were bullshit, but at least I sorted out a lot of mental health issues/let go of some self-destructive behavior patterns — big achievements that don’t get the credit they deserve. I haven’t had the relationships or career…

As I stated last night, there are only 2 nights of the year where I wouldn’t 100% want to trade lives with my dog: 4th of July and Halloween.

Variety notes that Elba, who’s in the “final negotiations” stage of the deal, also played a villain in Star Trek Beyond and was the voice of Shere Khan in The Jungle Book. He’s made for this.

I was a big fan of Joan of Arcadia (the first season, at least...it got very weird at the end). It came out when I was a teenager — peak years of my cynicism about religion — and I was surprised to find that the show was smart, thoughtful, and terrifically well-cast. Not only was Tamblyn excellent, but her parents…

They have a one year old daughter now...maybe being “the father of a daughter” will make Cross a different man (isn’t that what Louis C.K. tried to claim?)

Phew, William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman are still together...don’t SCARE me like that!

I think the laugh I let out was shock/surprise at the mom’s audacity mixed with some empathetic triumph — “HA! she won! serves him right!” And of course I could feel my stomach sinking/throat tightening/eyes welling up like a split second later. You certainly don’t have to be a parent to relate to that feeling of…

My respect for Jonathan Van Ness just keeps growing...he is truly a khaleesi.

Drew Barrymore did a roller derby movie (Whip It!) but I remember nothing about it except that it exists.

The proposal one this season was SO SWEET AND EARNEST OMG I loved it and cried like three times (although one of those was tears of laughter when the guy told Tan who he considers his style icon...)