gilded cage vs. guillotine

Melania’s outdone Marie Antoinette

Remember the summer of Bennifer 1.0?!

Congratulations all around! Now I’m reminded that she tweeted one of the all-time cutest pregnancy announcements I’ve ever seen 

True. As she’s gotten older it’s clear she has Beyonce’s eyes/brows.

It’s amazing how you can see both her parents’ features in her face.

Louisa May Alcott is rolling over in her grave.

I’m your project supervisor today, and I have just decided that we’re not doing anything until you get the chips that you require.

She won Best Supporting Actress for Chicago, no? Am I missing something?

Keep your diet pasta, I’ll stick with The Donald’s half-bun burger solution (Rudy does it too, sometimes!)

I inherited my mom’s tendency to turn full-on tomato face after less than five minutes of moderate exercise.  

“Ugh, no!” I muttered (and then clicked anyway).

Millenials love avocado toast because it reminds them of Nickelodeon slime.

good to know!

I don’t know how the raccoon gender-identifies, but the Minnesota Star Tribune refers to it as a “he”

I also wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Tahani, Jenna Maroney, and Tom Haverford are all cousins.

I’d watch a Donna Meagle solo spinoff in a heartbeat.