I'm surprised there was no Yankovic this week; Albuquerque is probably the best song ever recorded by anyone ever. No, it's definitely the best song ever recorded by anybody ever. Also trapped in the drive thru is pretty great.

"You're Days are numbered mister!"

I love how any article on this site remotely related to this franchise uses the fucking PS2-esque scorpion king image as the banner.

If one liners don't do it for you that's fair; I am the only one in my family who is into him for that reason.

I think my list is more craig, dalton, connery, brosnan, moore, but honestly as long as Moore is in last I can agree with any list. On her Majesty's secret service is actually my MVP; Lazenby doesn't do a whole bunch, so he's not bad, just bland. The movie itself is real good though.

Hnnnnng yes; I was wondering where he went. I always forget how much I miss him, his show and, well, him until he pops up in someplace.

I also enjoyed Live and Let Die, if only because Bond does Blaxploitation aged about as well as you would expect, IE hilariously.

Oh yo, my high school did a production of this when I was a junior; super funny, very neat. One of these days I'll watch the movie. I'm curious to see how it translates.

This might be an unpopular opinion, but I am pretty sure Moore is my least favorite bond, by a large margin; that might just be because he always looked kinda old to me and was in the weakest installments, but still.

If this is anything like the Great Gatsby adaptation that popped up some years ago I'm sold.

New Jersey - Red House Painters
English to Japanese - Red House Painters
Transmission - Joy Division
Like a Friend - Pulp
Marijuana - Kitty
The Music Scene - Blockhead
Hey Ladies - Beastie Boys
Australia - The Kinks
20th Century Boy - T.Rex
Children of the Revolution - T.Rex
Anesthesia - Luna
Shield your Eyes - Jawbreaker

I feel the rock is ubiquitous enough to have done that for, I dunno, Ellen or something, free of this entourage-type bull shit.

My Man

Ryan Murphy is bad, for sure, But I am grateful he kicked off the anthology trend. Self contained, beginning middle end arcs are always preferable to 27 season slow declines.

This is why we suppress our feelings round here

I don't think referring to a train in a different way is enough reason to assume someone is a tourist, but to each his own.

The BDF and M are all orange trains. Or at least their bullets are orange.

I've lived here for 4-5 years, and I'm a fan; I wouldn't recommend it to anyone else but it's got an orange train, some parks and the weirdest neighbors in the country, so that's nice.

That's your solution for everything

I admit I got a little worried when I heard the record; maybe it's not as rocksteady as he'd made it out to be.