Still holding out for him to be the new voice of Sonic the Hedgehog.

Big Bird: Friend, Teacher, goon, icon.

They've been alluding to approximately 6 million Harry potter spin offs in the last year; I can't wait for the end times when they all come to fruition simultaneously.

Pretty sure Hannity just posited maybe rap music should be illegal. At this point he is actually a Rocket Power villain, in addition to, you know, an actual one.

Christ in crutches why

I expected a simple "They Die", a wacky video, and some snark in the comments. Way to hit the bar GJI

Craaaaaawling innnnnn my suuuuuuit
The stooooock options ideeeeeeaal

Every single thing in this story is underrated; Two great artists, one great song from an album that all never quite got their full dues. (Well, Ms. Barnett will hopefully get there, but I saw Evan Dando at my local state fair in High School, so)

Inspired ideas don't have to be good ones. I'm into it.

to his credit, I would watch the everloving shit out of that show.

*Lights pitchfork, gets torch*

WHOOOOOOOAAA *Goes to the rim* *Dunks the shit out of it*

If he really wants to commit to the bit he'll total it twice.

Yo I know some of these bands.

Excursions - A Tribe Called Quest
Who's There - Smash Mouth
Me Myself and I - De La Soul
Kennel District - Pavement
Guilty of Being Tight - Municipal Waste
The Proper Ornaments - The Free Design
Long Season (Part 4) - Fishmans
Gone Fishing - Captain Murphy
Guinesses - MF DOOM
Beach a Boop-Boop - The Magnetic Fields
Godsend -…

Where arr yaaau? and hime so soirree

Not enough to make this entire franchise even remotely palatable, but baby steps.

Yeah, someone similarly vandalized the Zebulon Vance memorial in NC as well. (How someone with that name was a southern slave owner and not a Starfleet captain is beyond me)

DEMOCRACY HAS BEEN HACKED
F**CK WALL ST.
FREE YOUR MIND, FREE YOURSELF
I will never watch this show, but god damn will I enjoy the 2 edg3y 4 u advertising.

I really wish they did a follow up to these things discussing the state of ruin their insides/lavatories are in.