Y'know what? Today is going to be a good day. This is my proof.

Have fun storming the network!

Owen and Cotillard? The biggest bubble of attractiveness this side of the Missippi has just been spotted…

Have you ever seen a turd come round on the luggage conveyer belt after a long flight in? Only at LaGuardia.

"Man sells semen to promote new solo record"

J. Mascis' shampoo and conditioner

I never thought "Dark Crystal", "Oliver!" and "Lolita" would ever share a single crew member. What a time to be alive. R.I.P.

Oh man, I hope this projects a shade of green; it'll help balance out my virtual-boy-red singed retinas.

"Death Bed: The Bed that eats people" makes me hungry every time I see it.

No greater truth has been spoken

Hmmm, Hoboken…..

That is such good news it actually made my coffee taste better.

I love Genndy, but holy god I hope this is him building goodwill to get samurai Dexter's symbionic lab funded.

"It'll be obvious which one is his"

Bad girls don't wanna go to dog prom

Gyuck! *slurp* Gyuck! *swallows*

There are the forms that will greet me at the gates of hell.

Um.
Sure. Alright.
Though I am curious who would want to go to a show where there's a chance you'll be consumed by Dorito flavoring.

In-dick-tus
A Film by Clit Eastwood

"I refuse to acknowledge “spooch” as a synonym for semen or the male climax."