I heard Purina one has deca durabolin in it. They are responsible for what they put in their bodies, after all

He briefly gave the pooch a few scruff strokes - good on him for playing with the dog, unlike the C + P.

But what does “If you’re going to make it, you’re going around it” even mean? Is it just a snide way of saying ‘you won’t make the putt anyways’?

Moonlight beat LaLaLand?

Listen sam’s club - my deadspin shit talk is dedicated to when im actually, um, shitting; so i respond when i can! btw, i was simply stating that you proved yourself right, and me (sorta) wrong - no snide talk. & Yes my colon is aware that game 1 just started ...

Ive done that. Not intentionally, it wasn’t for a -3, it was the wrong hole and was a red solo cup and not the tin one, but those after round beers sure were extra frosty that day

Touche! Excellent research.

Chronic. Masturbation.

Tartar Control Duff

They seemed to miss mchipsterhairs elbow to JT’s face on the game winner as well (yes i understand rozier’s 2nd FT was technically the game winner)

I’ll take a web link to a non-porn site! But in lieu of that, mechanical explanation is fine :)

celtics fan here - great game & great win for my team. But my takeaway was a shirtless ben simmons leaving the floor. Why? Because of the kids face whom he gave his game jersey to. Cameras barely caught it, but that kid was over the moon, and it, by proxy, made me happy as a fan & as a dad. Class act by Simmons - i am…

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So then you must be glad that they ignored tj mchaircut’s dinosaur claw raked across jayson tatum’s face on the game winner. And Simmons’s push off on his last bucket. In fact i think the sixers were called for maybe 3 fouls after they hit the team limit with 10 min to go in the 4th - ticky-tac fouls against the…

Hey it stinks skiing down the corportate ladder, but someone has to put the booga suga in the CEO’S coffee

Love it!

Celtics fan here. How do the refs decide not to review it? But ill take it!

I Love this, just over the line

Sounds like some excellent problem solving to me

With a lastname of Greenwell i thought for sure you would have been a Red Sox fan. Long live Mike Gator Greenwell!