Unfortunately, i did not win free furniture from jordans when the red sox were no hit https://www.jordans.com/current-promotions/red-sox-no-hitter

I got it. No wonder Gronk didn’t run by Ryan Wendell did

That’s Garbage, Shirley Manson ...

On what birthday does she get a pony? Oh that was GInuwine

His smile is priceless - its a little odd that the chick is kim’s doppleganger

I wish Starlin Castro had flipped his bat

That was kadri’s 2nd cheap head shot of the game. Ding him for a period & then get out of Z’s way - let him stop turtleing like he always does. Plus the bruins score PP goals when he does bush league shit lile that

Anyone else think its Khloe’s publicist who is “The Leaker”? I can’t think of anyone else who has gotten more celebrity mileage out of ‘getting done wrong’ by middling NBA swingmen on championship teams - its like her life narrative, her raison d’etat if you will. Not all offense is directed to her personally, i also…

The POS umpire should get fined. But he wont. Yay hannity

$10 says that Diaper Donny is gonna replace Mueller or Pruitt with this guy

He sounds kinds like Crazy Uncle Donald aka Diaper Donny

Now its more like

The mark of a true athlete is being able to pee in a moving vehicle either with a cup on, or peeing into a cup

I would have turkey at 6 way above tounge - its classic, plus you cam eat it right out of the package. But you nailed the rest of the list - having gabbagoal & proscuittuh are #1/#2 is right on so many levels

Ughh i knew this was coming - heyward, mcevoy, gronk, bergeron, chara, brown, theis, backes, smart,irving - of course sale was next. Personally, i blame the Boston traffic ...

Yahoo - yikes. Bunch of russian bot yahoos in the comment section:

Its difficult though, when the other guy ia not only your buddy, but also your fwriend

Thanks to my labradoodle, who’s couch snuggling powers are so strong that i snoozed through my celtics last second victory and this entire rockets-blazers game. What a handsome puppy boy!!

Stole my comment! Excellent kinja - i love your name, too!!

LeBron James is a better salesman than Bill Brassky