You guys see any Axe body spray on this list? No? Well then, STOP FUCKING BATHING YOURSELF IN IT BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE!

For the past 6 months I've ditched the deodorant. Most days, I don't notice the difference. There have only been two days where I've had to apply and I'm very sensitive about my own smells. I certainly feel better about not putting the chemicals on.

Counterpoint: Don't?

now now. My 30 years of life experience has taught me that both sexes can be horny, thirsty assholes.

Counterpoint: There is no better snack food than chocolate milk.

The irony of Phyllis Schlafly is that her life is actually a great feminist example. She's had a rich and varied career, doing basically what she wanted when she wanted, while still raising a family and building a media empire. It's enough to make you wonder if she's really trolling the right wing...like, when she…

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

Please STFU. Every once in a while, a spanking is necessary. I've been lucky; my daughter is three and some change and I've never had to hit her until once, a few weeks ago. Sometimes, corporal punishment is needed and can be effective as long as you follow three rules:

Why is it, that every single damn time, that a person of color dies, has a crime committed against them, or does something amazing, the mainstream media always feels the need to say "they were _____ and _____ and participated in ______ so therefore, they're one of the good ones." That shit is infuriating, because it…

I'm an accent chameleon. Put me in another region for a few months, and I will start to sound like I'm from there. I do it subconsciously, and start to mimic the language patterns I hear every day. My Northeastern relatives tell me I've totally lost my Northeastern accent, and it makes me kind of sad.

I don't really care about football, but I also don't really care about women. Is there some way I can use these two facts to make myself feel morally superior to everyone else without really accomplishing anything?