Who thought it would be a good idea to give a Metal Gear a sword? I'm not denying that it's awesomeness beyond awesome, but it makes no sense. Well, it makes less sense than the Metal Gear series.

If you thought you were going to get another MGS you clearly missed all of the coverage this game has had since it's reveal.

"...washing this car crash..."

Borderlands felt brown, grey or white with moving things that exploded into green and then stopped. That's not to say that the game was bad, I just didn't see an explosion of colour. But that fit the game. A shithole of a planet shouldn't be a beautiful forest.

But... But I don't like FXAA in Skyrim. Well, I guess I just won't use it then!

So it's okay to do that if it's being moved around in the US? Well, actually I can understand that. I suppose it's easier to get co-operation from businesses in the same country. No international laws being touched at. I only asked because they don't actually say why they can't work internationally despite the fact…

You should feel sad. Because neither is Rayman.

It's not so much the advertisements as it is the fact that they are there now. I actually haven't done anything with my 360 recently so I haven't seen how far the advertisements go, but even in that image it seems stupid. World of Warcraft on the music slot? That's almost as absurd as Korn and T-Pain being on the same…

Does anyone know why you have to be American to set up a Kickstarter thing? Seems a little... Xenophobic.

Then get some of the more obviously portable marketed titles. Look for a few quick platformers. They're always a good game.

I don't see it as an attempt at being a portable PS3. I just see it as another portable console. Just because there are console-style games doesn't mean that there won't be smaller games more suited for a handheld.

Erm... That's not a giant immortal scorpion. That's a tiny, immortal Dwayne Johnson.

HUMAN BEAN JUICE!

No. The point of immersion is to get you into a world. It isn't for you to fill in the gaps. People get immersed in television, books and games because the characters are likeable and there is something they like about the setting. Sure, they can fill in the small things, but when it comes to personality, it shouldn't…

NUT THERE AREN'T PANDAS IN THIS GAME! GOD YUR STPID!

the problem with that argument is that characters in books and movies generally have personalities that help us connect. It's hard to find any kind of personality in any non-essential NPC. Especially hard to find anything in a blacksmith. Then again, maybe that's my own problem. Non playable characters in RPGs never…

Well this'll be fun. Though I don't know why it took so long to implement. Then again... The camera quality...

I don't like Mastodon. The fact that they're in this DLC is a bad thing for me. Will I get it? Maybe. Mastodon are a bit of a repellent for me...

I don't have A phone, let alone a supposedly smart one. And I fecking hate touch-screen phones, besides the iPhone. And I only don't hate the iPhone because I have to put up with an iPod Touch. Touch screens are far too annoyingly inaccurate for me. Just me. Everyone else, it's fine. Me? Trying to phone someone on my…

Damn straight, it's okay. Best thing about the game?